Imagining Ten Dimensions

Woo. I just got a little I just got a little attachment that'll allow me to make posts easier. It's called Deepest Sender, and even though it's probably the most emo little program I've seen, it's fairly nice. Sadly, it's not working right at the moment, so while I get that fixed, let us move on.

First off, a warning: This is incredibly abstract. Thinking too much about certain pieces of this video may make your cerebellum explode. That being said:

Imagining the Tenth Dimension

This little video refers to a possible explanation for string theory, or at least how a tenth dimension exists for the super strings. (Don't ask; I don't get it either, and I want to be a physicist)

(Why did I post this? It's very cool, and I assume you're all smart)

I will attempt to outline the basic points in the video:

(For those who haven't read A Wrinkle In Time, a Tesseract is a "fold" in space that allows us to travel quickly between two distant locations)

Dimension 0: A point. No physical dimensions.
Dimension 1: A line between two points. Length.
Dimension 2: A line with a split and/or another line. Length and width.
Dimension 3: A polygon. Our regularly accepted visual dimension.
Dimension 4: A line between two versions of the same polygon, indicating aging. Passage of time.
Dimension 5: A split [and fold] in a line between two "points" in the fourth dimensions. Tesseract.
Dimension 6: A fold between two separate lines in the 5th dimension. Tesseract that allows us to access alternate time lines in our universe.
Dimension 7: A point encompassing every single possibility for our universe since after the Big Bang, until the end of our universe; this bars changes in the fundamental laws of physics in our universe. This then draws a line to different Infinity that experienced a different start to the universe; this means there are different physical laws: gravity is different, odd laws of thermodynamics, etc. Line between two Infinities.
Dimension 8: A split in the line between the original two Infinities mentioned in the 7th Dimension explanation, linking those two Infinities, to another, different Infinity. Three Infinities
Dimension 9: A fold in the split and line that connects the three Infinities in the 8th Dimension explanation. This allows residents of the two adjacent Infinities to jump to each other's respective Infinities. Tesseract again.
Dimension 10: Think of all other possible Infinities evar. Seriously. Your ears should be bleeding. Now make that all into one point with no dimensions. That's the 10th dimension. This is where physicists' Gods the SUPAR STRINGZ are located. Bow down to their might.

I have to go lie down now to get rid of my headache.

eBaum's World Blogs

So, I always knew eBaums world was retarded, but I didn't know it was this bad:

Both of these two movies look pretty funny after seeing the previews. I'm happy that Mike Myers finally has another funny movie out since the Austin Powers series. Also, he has the guy who plays Mini Me in The Love Guru. Steve Carrell's new movie, Get Smart, looks hilarious. If you don't know him, he's from The Office. This is the first time in awhile that we had two potentially amazing movies come out on the same day. For me, this is a tough choice to choose between these two movies. I need some help in deciding between the two.

Okay, this could use some editing.

Both of these two movies look pretty funny after seeing the previews. I'm happy that Mike Myers finally has another funny (sp?) movie out since the Austin Powers series. Also, he has the guy who plays Mini Me in The Love Guru (I don't think Mike Myers did the casting...). Steve Carrell's new movie, Get Smart, looks hilarious. If you don't know him, he's from The Office (Yes, someone on the internet doesn't know The Office). This is the first time in awhile (A WHILE IS TWO WORDS, IDIOT) that we had two potentially amazing (sp again?) movies come out on the same day. For me, this is a tough choice to choose between these two (Don't use two repeatedly. It makes you sound retarded) movies. I need some help in deciding between the two (Perhaps use a synonym or different phrase?).

And the first comment is my favorite

Both look good but Get smart looks hilarious.

Learn to use grammar.



As for the fact that The Love Guru is awesome, Let's check the IMDB page. One of the character's names?

John Oliver

...

Dick Pants

I am very disappointed in you, John Oliver.



And I must also add the fourth Shrek movie title is such an obvious rip off of "Blackadder Goes Forth".

Dead

Is what I'm not. Sadly, I don't have a whole lot going on. I finished school recently, and we all know nothing ever happens over summer.

Twin Peaks

Has anyone else watch this awesome show? I just started watching it, and I must say it is one of the greatest things I have ever seen.

It involves soap opera style romance and drama, (Blah blah burn down the mill to collect the insurance, oh no! Fraud!) a sub-plot (Or main plot) of a secret society and major supernatural occurences in the village, (Of course called Twin Peaks) as well as existentialism and shit, all centering around one totally awesome FBI agents sent to investigate the murder of the local High School Prom Queen with a dark secret. (Not the kinds you think; she was possessed and haunted by spirits) One of the best characters is the Log Lady, aptly named as she carries a log with her everywhere. The Log Lady says stuff like, "My Log saw something the night of the murder. You can ask it if you like."

The characters in the show are perfectly played. It ended before they could resolve it, and at first you wish they could re-make it. Sadly, all the original actors are too old or dead, and they couldn't get the right people to play them again. One of the greatest (And fucking creepiest) characters of all time is Bob. Bob is a technically nameless man(?) with rageddy gray hair and a long face. He's crazy.

The show manages to blend all the elements in perfectly, you never get tired with any segment of the show. They inject enough humor, drama, and horror into each episode so you're always entertained.

Damn, I love this show. And yes, it is basically Lost (In the sense of plot twists and mysteries) in the 90s. Even if you don't like Lost, you'll probably love the show.

It's on TV-Links too! At least try it!

...Damn good coffee!

Video Games and Gameplay

The myth of gameplay length is always used to lure us in as suckers. Take Oblivion. What was it, over 50 hours of gameplay? Of course, with all the God damned running from place to place, it takes about 20 hours to get one third through the main story.

The reason I bring up gameplay length is because I was recently playing the classic GBC game Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages on my PSP, and I recently washed up on an island after a slight boating accident. (This isn't Link's Awakening, idiot.) This wouldn't be so bad, except for the fact that ALL MY ITEMS WERE STOLEN when I "came to" on the island. Great. You know what that means: FETCH QUEST! Tell me one time a fetch quest is fun. That's right. Never. So I had to trek across the whole island getting all my shit back. The problem was that I didn't always immediately get it back as soon as I found it. There was one hut with a guy who had both my strength bracelet [lets me lift things] and my Roc's feather [lets me jump]. The guy wouldn't let me take them back, even though he stole them from me when I was passed out, and even had the balls to demand PAYMENT for them. PAYMENT! God damn. So, since I couldn't pay [he asked for seeds, when I didn't have anything that could hold seeds as IT WAS STOLEN] he let me trade my shovel for these two items. I couldn't trade anything else, and I had to switch back and forth to get another one.

So, there was this big section of the island that required me to constantly switch between the bracelet and feather. I finished one section, and had to travel 7 screens to get another item, trek back another 7 screens, finish another section, and go back. Why? That part doesn't need to be there; if you find a guy passed out on the beach, check his pulse before you take his stuff, dammit!

Super Smash Brothers Brawl

Oh, wow. He's gonna get so flamed for this.

Meet the Scout, Tom Francis is pissed.

So, Meet the Scout came out today. I enjoy it, but in response (Since Pentadact thinks it's not so good), Pentadact decided to put up a story about how he got pwned one day playing as a Scout.

I have nothing to say

Sadly. It seems that whenever I get the ability to say what ever I want with no consequence, I'm still content to keep it in my head. It's a funny thing about me: I refuse to ramble when I can, as in when I have a good opportunity too.

Stupid People and How It's Made

A group of four on Cash Cab was asked "Palmistry is the prediction of the future based on what part of the body?" and they needed about 5 minutes and help from someone one the street to get it right. I'm not making this up. They eventually said "Palm". Wow. So, Palmistry is predicting shit based off my PALM? This is news to me. I always thought it was the head! My, how silly I am.

And How It's Made sucks me in and doesn't let me go. That is all.

50 Greatest Comedy Sketches of All Time

They just don't have Rick James Pt. 2 or the Silly Job Interview from Monty Python.

Good stuff though.